• Danny Mahoney: I got a million fuckin jokes. I got a fuckin book full o' jokes, I'll whip it out, I'll tell ya a joke. How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex pay his bills? No. Uh, how does a dinosaur pay his bills? Tyrannosaurus checks. That's a great fuckin joke! Ya understand me?
  • Jason Mantzoukas: Wow.
  • Scott Aukerman: Is the mess up in the middle of it part of it?
  • Jason Mantzoukas: Yeah, you had to redo the set up.
  • Danny Mahoney: What're ya talkin about?
  • Jason Mantzoukas: Work on the set up.
  • Danny Mahoney: What difference does it fuckin make?
  • Jason Mantzoukas: Tell me the joke again.
  • Danny Mahoney: How does a Tyrannosaurus Rex pay his bills? Wait. How does a dinosaur pay his bills? Tyrannosaurus checks. That's part of the set up! So people know it's coming! That's how a fuckin' joke works, asshole!
  • Jason Mantzoukas: Okay, well, let's not even get into it.
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Comedy Bang! Bang! #300 this week was a goddamn treat.

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shingekinokyojinheaven said: i cannot even believe

deelekgolo:

believe

clockworkruins:

I have had this video on my hard drive for about 5 years and I think about it on a daily basis

that scream will forever haunt my nightmares

paulftompkins:

Comedy Bang Bang: The Podcast
Episode 289: "The Exorcism of Cake Boss"
Artist: "Daddy Descartes"

paulftompkins:

Comedy Bang Bang: The Podcast

Episode 289: "The Exorcism of Cake Boss"

Artist: "Daddy Descartes"

paulftompkins:

Technicality no down boo over?

paulftompkins:

Technicality no down boo over?

memewhore:

I don’t know exactly why it’s so funny but this makes me laugh until my stomach HURTS

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comic-chick:

wombattea:

sizvideos:

How to catch an emu - Video

LET ME TELL YOU A THING

THIS IS A LEGIT THING

THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT PEOPLE DO TO GET EMUS TO COME CLOSE

Apparently you lie on the ground on your back and move your arms and legs.

And the emus are very curious and come over like, “The fuck is that.”

And that’s literally what it is. They come over wondering what the fuck you’re doing

This might be my favorite piece of information I have ever learned.

it's that guy from paperboy

it’s that guy from paperboy in the wild